I would make a great user page, but I really don't have the time :(.
I'm not a bad artist, though.
On a seemingly unrelated subject, I'd like to say it seems all user-names which start with '!' or some other useless number, like '7' (except me, perhaps) are usually sockpuppets.
This user is infected by the Deadly virus H5N1 and is armed and dangerous.
H5N1
If you see him report it to the medical companies to experiment *cough* analyse him.
This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.
This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.
Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
|
to/too/ two
Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.
|
its & it's
This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up his own edits.
This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
New concepts for userboxes keep popping up in this user's mind.
This user is an out of control renegade editor who's thought of by some Wikiprojects as a...loose cannon.Actually I'm not promicious enough currently... but the time will come!!! Muahahahaha!!!
This user will not lose the ability to imagine upon reaching the burden of adulthood.